Between the Courts and the Church and The Guv'ner just sucking it up I hereby pledge my allegiance to The King and Queen of Cheese.

Because apparently we live on the moon and I want first digs.

If anybody harms a hair on the heads of multiculturalism or feminism I would (and have been known to) be the first to take up battlestations.

This is why I want to be a lollipop lady......

1. They would give me a big lollipop

2. It would have 'STOP' writ large on it.

Bishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams is an exraordinarily clever man who has just ( mistakenly in my opinion) trotted out the idea of cultural fedaralism.

Let's all snuggle up and have a big group hug while we think about that, shall we ?.

Oh, for chrissake !!

Now I'm cross !