We make our own luck.
Must be true
If mine was shop-bought I would sue.

If manufacturers are liable
For products that are unreliable
I clearly let my standards slip
For this is shoddy workmanship.

Fortune's most capricious daughter
Turns my wine back into water,
Always late,
Won't start on hills,
Gets drunk and falls off windowsills.

She comes on strong,
And comes unstuck
But I've grown fond of.
Lady Luck !