I have been accused of 'skirting' because I do not lay my black/gold/repulsively red heart entirely bare.
So , as I was going to write a love-poem anyway.....
Here it is......
I do not skirt
I do not blink
My little fucking
Humperdink.
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@ 2008-02-14 – 21:59:51
I have been accused of 'skirting' because I do not lay my black/gold/repulsively red heart entirely bare.
So , as I was going to write a love-poem anyway.....
Here it is......
I do not skirt
I do not blink
My little fucking
Humperdink.
I feel an Anthology coming on......!
want to make it weighty enough to do serious damage? ;¬)
who is this idiot who's been upsetting you anyway?
Oh m'dear, m'dear,
We can make some money here!
By whom, have you been so accused?
The very one who has now scarpered !
No backbone then? Your poetry is wasted on him, clearly.
Was he Englebert Humperdinck?
Wouldn't like to take you on in a game of charades !
Yes, I am Englebert Humperdinck's nappy-changer.
(is he still alive ?...
am I skirting .....
again ?)
I am a bit on the literal side, it's true.
They're all big babies though, over-stuffed 70s crooners or not.
Englebert is alive and well and driving a bus in Leicester.
Or is he?
I do not think
I do not thank
I'm just off now
To have a....
Nah, the muse has left me.
Blowing your own trumpet again Nick ?
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Second verse:
I do not blink
I do not skirt
My fucking little
Englebert