so far so so-so

She is much too young and perty !

She stole that dress !

C'mon Row-eeeeen-

-aaaaaah !

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Kev asked this before, and by way of reply I would have to say ;

Impatience. It is easy to confuse with bad-temper or intolerance. The first I will put my hands up to, but I am actually a very tolerant person. What I can't deal with is deliberate idiocy for more than a fraction of a nano-second.

I suppose I'll have to say bad-temper now. Easily confused with anger or impatience but...

Angry and Hungry are the only words in English that end in gry

Look I'm going to throw this shovel away and climb out of this particular hole.

Pass me a new shovel please....

Ta !

Crying... I have cried during The Muppets and Futurama. I also shout 'ray !' at the end of every film with a happy ending (just before I burst into tears). Ditto films with sad endings minus the 'ray'.

I am a hopeless administrator. Truly, truly the worst. I assume that anybody who went into this line of work can sort out any mess that I make, otherwise what are they for. Conversely I am an excellent organiser.

I am crap with money. And numbers. (aren't they the same thing ?). I expect to be able to walk into a bank with a cheque and ask for a pizza or a tin of beans or a holiday. Invoices make me faint and I never open anything in a brown envelope. But I'm rather good at geometry and algebra.

I've qualified every statement so far with a 'but'

Not this one .

Art ...if a passion can be called a weakness. It fascinates me that this is an arena of human endeavour that exists for it's own sake. Outside of 'normal' emotional human experience, it's only art that can make me weep. That experience will never be found in the brown envelope..... maybe that's why I don't bother looking ?

But:

If If's and And's were pots and pans,
And all the sea was ink,
What would we do for food
And what would we do for drink ?