As I speed up the M53 towards 50, I'm getting those little crinkly lines above my upper lip that play havoc with my lippy.

Roll on the day when I get the moustaches to hide them.

Will I wax the tips ...

(I said TIPS ....for the more piratically challenged amongst you !)...

... A-la-Poirot ?

Or go for the full stereo giant-haystacks ?

Or trowel lots of expensive cosmetic lard on ?

(That's a dog-snog winner !)

Or as per....

Regarding life's little creases.....

Throw bricks ?