Heather is worth £24m of anyone's money, surely?

Whatever your views of the judicial rape of victim Heather, please remember that her daughter, little four-year-old Beatrice, is condemned to live on only £35,000 a year.

Fuck me, when I was four, I wouldn't get out of bed for anything less than £100k.

Please give generously to the 'Save Our Beatrice' fund we're setting up.

Details to follow.