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  • Nick Clegg Dammit !

    Well, rip out my Socialist heart and serve it on a paper-plate with BBQ sauce and chips...

    I thought Nick Clegg gave a proper good speech today in Liverpool.

    There was a touch of the lecturer about him as he paced the podium (apparently without an autocue) and fluffed less lines than Robin Williams.

    Shit ! .....(and double Shit !)

    Are politicians getting younger, or is he only twelve years old ?

    This man is actually a statesman

    We have the stumbling, mumbling Brroown who really IS fixated on stats to an unhealthy degree, and the Guv'ment who undermine our civil liberties almost daily because we're not allowed to have nice things ('You'll only break them so....put them back in the toybox until you can behave').

    That should (in an ideal world) have been a speech made at a Labour conference.

    I actually feel quite uncomfortable.....

    Can someone bung me a 'Daily Mail' so I'll know what to think next ?

  • Lightheaded

    Today I had a foot cut off my hair ( 12" but why deprive you of a cruel joke?)

    My daughter did it with a pair of left-handed paper-scissors.

    She's not left-handed, but she's been doing this since she was six. Experience wins out over skill every time, right ?

    I sit on the floor with my eyes closed and she hacks away for twenty minutes, stands back and says (and here you have to know teens to understand the note of solemnity/rising hysteria in her voice)...

    'Mum, that looks really shit !'

    I've just looked in the mirror and I think it's fan-fookin'-tastic.

    But then again, I'm pissed.

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