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Posts archive for: 19 April, 2008
  • Saving The World Part 5

    Civilisations have only to get three things right.

    To parent well and to teach well and to work well.

    Then day will surely follow night...

    We should all get to do what we're good at and what is valued by society (that's us, by the way) whether it's minister for schools, tailor, soldier, sailor, doctor, bin-collector or Indian Chief.

    It's how we spend the majority of our adult lives after all, and I hate to think those years have been pissed up against the wall. (Although I'm so glad my youth was.)

    I 'umbly accept a general criteria of accountability in all areas...

    But

    I do not accept that the i-dotting t-crossing-tossers who are dragged from the womb squawking 'I'm born to serve save lead you' have any juristiction to fuck us up and pretend that it's all for the greater good.

    I also disacceptingly decline the invitation to sway back and blame eveybody else because some disaffected bros are scumtwats who's only contribution to society (us, remember) is again to fuck us up and pretend that it's all our fault.

    I'm just not having it.

    A bugle call to all shit people :

    Dictators, crap parents, abusers, grasping politicians, genocidal scumbags, violent thugs and wankers everywhere...

    You're shite and you know you are...

    Fall on your swords, or feel my fist of twattish death-knitted steel glove-mittens.

    Well...???

    *taps watch*

    I'm waiting...

    Get on with it...

  • Bring Out Yer Dead ( And Yer Branston Pickle)

    Old Mother Hubbard has been at the cupboard again...

    All those jars with those precious yummy last scrapings of Branston, horseradish, gherkin relish and green food dye, all gone. Apart from the tempting little sticky rings left on the shelf...(...mmmm....sticky rings...)...

    23 of Coleman's greatest taste-bud hits forever feng-shui'd out of here.

    More space, less taste.

    3...2...1...

    Gaaaaarghhh !

    (*Rushes out to buy more*)

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