All of my horoscopes indicate that I am entering a phase of mesmerising communication skills.

My morning was spent at a 3 hour meeting in order for 3 people to fill in 1 form, which shall go to review before going to panel.

My contributions were indeed voluble and voluminous, and perhaps my diplomacy and tact will encourage the crack team of platitude pedlars to get off their arses and change the world for the better.

They certainly looked mesmerised in their glassy-eyed immobility.

I hate meetings, but trust that my honeyed words have won the day, because horoscopes never lie...