Ruth Kelly (the wide-eyed eternal optimist)

And Geoff Hoon (more D-Days, please)

And Brown (I'm listening la-la-la)

Refuse to acknowlege that the nation has just effectively taken out a restraining order against them.

Listening to their interviews is like being a therapist listening to deluded rictus-smiling self-harming nutters explain why why they shot their lovers in the head, yet still believe they can marry them...

'They didn't reject me...

They just sent me a message.

That I should change..

I can change, me.
'

Still...

No-one said that politics was easy....

(But for the record :

Who could resist free cakes and ale...?

Throw in a few circuses and fags and I'm totally in).

That was easy.