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@ 2008-05-21 – 15:33:35
Fourteen years ago yesterday I married the man I loved and still do to this day... utterly butterly but...
Yesterday he forgot our wedding anniversary.
Ivory and gold are the traditional symbols of fourteen years of married bliss with never a cross word.
There is a present waiting for him when he gets home from work, beautifully gift-wrapped in gold.
I do hope he likes it... I put a lot of thought into what would be an appropriate gift to say what I can't put into words...
Old-Nick
Pro Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
rubychoo
You missed out the 'rrrggg'
Tsk...
Soppy spelling !
kevinwilson
Pro i'm sure he'll appreciate the gold tooth.
happy anniversary!
x
rubychoo
And he didn't even know he'd need one...!
Thankyou Kev.
x
MissyMouse
Men!
They nearly all forget such important days don't they!
xx
rubychoo
They're shit...
(And they know they are !!)
Chyna_Doll
Aww, happy anniversary Mr and Mrs Rubychoo! 
x
rubychoo
Ta, Chyna...
x
deana24
Happy Anniversary. Going anywhere nice, or was Sunday night the big treat?
rubychoo
Does sat in front of the telly watching Man U own Chelsea count ?
rubychoo
And Sunday wasn't the big treat because he FORGOT !!!
deana24
What? Eeek. Am still at work... must get bbc thing going.. bugger. Being distracted by job... bugger..
Oh and that's bobbins, by the way. Nice meal tomorrow surely - or later even?!
deana24
Kick-off aint for ages - phew!! can't be doing with that pre-match twittering... Right - onwards, apply self - get home!
rubychoo
And as night follows day...
Yay !!!
The dodgy chancers lose it for a peno!!!
*hem*
(Extends hand for a warm handshake )
adamantixx
you're anniversary is on the same day as mine!
i'm good with dates so luckily never forget those special days! 
redleader
Yes.
Although don't you think you've left out one small but //ever-so-important// detail?
rubychoo
Nope...
If I left it out it wasn't important...
* lalalalalalala... I'm not listening.*
redleader
Of course. How silly of me.
So, in the whole world, there would be, say, only maybe //two// people who might be expected to remember the date of our wedding.
Hmm...
This is a two-pipe mystery, Watson, and no mistake.
*steeples fingers, stares into drawing-room fire and plays violin (which is a neat trick if you can pull it off)*
One half of this...//arrangement//...which is me, forgot, as we have already emphatically established.
The other half, Ms Choo, we have been led to believe, remembered.
An open and shut case, no?
Yet there is still a part of this jigsaw puzzle that is missing, some essential factor, Watson, which is not yet in our possession...
rowtheboat
Another part of the puzzle?
Did you marry as a threesome?
Did you both marry.... //Juzzzy??//
rubychoo
Yebutnobut...
We OWN Juzz...
It's hereditary ...
Like a title...
rowtheboat
What treatment do you get for being owned?
A pat on the head? A cage?
rubychoo
Oh...
You are familiar with the procedures then ?
rubychoo
* lalalala *
rubychoo
Have yer opium and yer pipe and yer old-man's forgettery slippers...
...and get off my case !
Or I'll ...goddammit...there I go...
*swoons*
(Welcomes sympathetic passers-by as a diversion.)
SeasideMan
Pro I hope he likes his present.
More than words can say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt7L4X4li_k
Cheers, Tom.
rubychoo
That'll do...
Beautiful song...
Beautiful harmonies...
Beautiful men...
And a big dragon !
SO SOLD !!
(In retrospect...I'm kind of wishing I hadn't got him a MilkyBar and a yard-brush now...)
I hate these 'Should Have Tried Harder' songs !
Happy Anniversary!!!!
QueeneMab
Congratulations to you both.
x
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I can't imagine what would say "you llwnt! you forgot!" even if it was giftwrapped.
(I am only jealous coz I only managed 13 years)