The hound hasn't had a poo since Sunday...

He just isn't up to snuff... not even a seagull.

He's had the vet's finger up his bum and a jab to bring his fever and nausea down...

And he's on a diet of chicken 'Big Soup' and cottage-cheese

I think I know the problem...

He's swallowed a few too many natterjack taddies...and they're a protected species...

It's obviously his conscience that's bothering him ...

C'mon big feller... cough 'em up for the polar-bears !

What's that you say Skippy ?