The hound hasn't had a poo since Sunday...
He just isn't up to snuff... not even a seagull.
He's had the vet's finger up his bum and a jab to bring his fever and nausea down...
And he's on a diet of chicken 'Big Soup' and cottage-cheese
I think I know the problem...
He's swallowed a few too many natterjack taddies...and they're a protected species...
It's obviously his conscience that's bothering him ...
C'mon big feller... cough 'em up for the polar-bears !
What's that you say Skippy ?
