I was asked over and over again by a 45 year-old woman dating a 25 year-old boy-man.

She was all like...

'Age is just a number'

I was all like...

'Whatever'...

Age is life experiences under your belt; your duvet; your double-chins and the weather.

It's the difference between you having your second child and them wondering what they're going to be when they're a grown-up...

If you put the carrot behind the donkey, will the donkey move forward ?

'But men do it all the time and nobody says anything...!'

Yes they do...

But their friends are far less honest.

There wasn't a word in that sentence I couln't have emphasized there apart from 'Are'

:)