Fathers Day...
I know I've made a joke or two about 'farters' but when I was looking at cards in Sainsbury's I got angry...
Nearly all the cards were along the lines of :
' What a worthless bungler you are, but we still love you because you do funny farts... you tit '...
Whereas on Mothers Day I get cards elevating me to goddess status complete with flat-pack pedestal and chocolates (By the way, if anyone so much as looks at my chocs next year I will have to kill you...)
My dad, my male friends and my husband have been ( excuse the pun ) total rocks for me...
We can all be flakey, but when I see decent mens faces being pushed even lower into the social mire than the despised yet celebrated 'ladette' I worry...
And that's another interesting point regarding media representation...
Maybe somebody would care to pick up on it ?
But without my dad ( then ) and my beloved ( now ) being such gentle, strong men..
I wouldn't have stood a chance at being (for good or ill) the woman I am now...
Mainstream separatism creates it's own problems.

eggbod
There is a definite card "under class" in the farting and drunk category for father's day, I'll grant you.
Green clouds always accompanying the farts - have you noticed?
No?
Just my fart fixation then.