He's all better thankyou guys...
Grinning from black ear to spotty ear like he knows shit from shinola !
Stoopid Dawg !
(I'll get the shovel out, then ...)
Posts archive for: 2 June, 2008
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Does Age Matter In Relationships ?
@ 2008-06-03 – 00:47:37
I was asked over and over again by a 45 year-old woman dating a 25 year-old boy-man.
She was all like...
'Age is just a number'
I was all like...
'Whatever'...
Age is life experiences under your belt; your duvet; your double-chins and the weather.
It's the difference between you having your second child and them wondering what they're going to be when they're a grown-up...
If you put the carrot behind the donkey, will the donkey move forward ?
'But men do it all the time and nobody says anything...!'
Yes they do...
But their friends are far less honest.
There wasn't a word in that sentence I couln't have emphasized there apart from 'Are'
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3 wishes...
@ 2008-06-02 – 23:48:23
That my marigold gloves didn't leak...
That well-bred cheese didn't taste of barf,
That I could tango with my husband .
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Prifling
@ 2008-06-02 – 23:34:01
I am a Prifler
A common pillager of peripheral piffle...
A cross between a philanderer and a trifle...
A bit like a meme without credits....
*I demand copywrites*
And obviously you don't tell anyone they've been prifled...
Secret priflering !
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Happy Belated Adamantrix !
@ 2008-06-02 – 09:13:08
Hope you had a good one...
I made you a trifle, but when I blew the candles out on your behalf the kitchen cieling got covered in best squirty cream which I've been mopping up all weekend...
So you'll have to make your own wish.... (and cake for that matter !)
I'm busy !
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