so far so so-so

*fiddles furiously with camera*

Now the hungry lion roars,
And the wolf behowls the moon;
Whilst the heavy ploughman snores,
All with weary task fordone.
Now the wasted brands do glow,
Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud,
Puts the wretch that lies in woe
In remembrance of a shroud.
Now it is the time of night
That the graves all gaping wide,
Every one lets forth his sprite,
In the church-way paths to glide:
And we fairies, that do run
By the triple Hecate's team,
From the presence of the sun,
Following darkness like a dream,
Now are frolic: not a mouse
Shall disturb this hallow'd house:
I am sent with broom before,
To sweep the dust behind the door.

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

Ruby Needs A Sweet Talker.

Ruby looks like she loves to have her picture taken. A real sweetie.

Ruby likes to point out "Always look on the bright side - unless of course the dark side is your bright side and that's okay too!"

Ruby says the vote on whether to drop it was ill-conceived and ill-timed.

Ruby wants to put on a play about a princess, but Max is already playing a cowboy.

Ruby does the business.

Ruby hates baths.

Ruby Goes From 13th to 12th Most Popular.

Ruby loves me too much.

Ruby has a distribution problem .

Ruby eats more hay./Munch, munch, munch./Ruby eats and eats./Kate [the cow] sees the hay./Kate eats hay too. Munch, munch!/Kate sees Ruby! 'Baa! ...

Ruby gets to play with the couch

Ruby can be removed or redefined, at will. ...

Ruby Drinks Bottle While Crapping Pants.

Ruby Makes My Head Explode.

We should be up there at the top listening to Nick Harper ...

But seeing as it's spitting and a bit chilly, we'll listen to his CD and put the kettle on instead ...

* Hitches the mules and trecks as far as the kitchen dancing a jig *