I'm hearing it all the time...

Jack Hughes...

Mum... you haven't got any money in your purse !

Mum... I can't find my book/uniform/soul in my room, it's too messy !

Mum... I can't find my book/uniform/soul in my room, you tidied it up !

Mum... I need new clothes, all mine are crusty and covered in blood and zit-juice and er...stuff, and er..under the bed ...NO! ...Don't LOOK !

Mum... Come and get me from 'round the corner... what d'ya mean 'No' ?

And then the trembling self-righteous pointy

Bitten-nailed and dirty (*invests in nail-brush *) seggy finger of destiny...

Everything's YOUR fault and I HATE you !

J'accuse !

( I have a message from the darkside my pretties :

There's chocolate mousse is in the fridge ...

Console thyself ! )

Zola. ?..

Is that a new club ?

Oooooh...

Is it better than Creeeam ?

I'd like a word with Jack Hughes...

( So if anyone can get me onto the set of Follyoaks
with my smoke-bomb......? )