1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
A golfing umbrella and a painting-shirt
2. When was the last time you threw up?
About this time last year and it was sell-by-date sushi wot dun it... then I had to go to fragrantly pick my son up from a school-trip at 1am...they thought I was pissed.
3. Whats your favorite curse word?
Wanker
4.Name 3 people who made you smile today?
All the guys sitting around putting the world to rights at lunchtime
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
I was flat on my back with my eyes glazed...dreaming
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Looking at the pictures in 'The World Encyclopedia of Wine'
7. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, but I have seen a woman strip in a club. Her ex was there, then the shit hit the fan...
8. What is the last thing you said aloud?
''Night my love '.
9. When is your birthday?
Just E-mail me amethysts
10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
The best ice-cream shop in the universe is but a short drive away...so far it's citrus with a hint of shrimp
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Sainsbury's California Chardonnay
12. What are you wearing right now?
I am a green goddess
13. What is the last thing you ate?
A cherry tomato
14.Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
A black and white print designer summer-dress from the Knights of the Red Cross...Love, let thy name be charridy...
15. When was the last time you ran?
I laddered my tights last Thursday
16. What's the last sporting event you watched?.
If we use the term ' watched ' loosely ... cricket
17. What's the last sport you played?
Catch the pigeon
18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
Does not compute... Send Error Message ?
19. Ever go camping?
Yes... ( if the boiler conking out counts )... and under a crumbling viaducts...and in caves whilst pot-holing
20.Do you have a tan?
Not at the moment...looking a bit Celtic here Gok... ( makes note to self ...' get tan' )
21.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
I still cry when I think of that chandelier
22.What is your guilty pleasure?
Guilt... :)
23.Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Never, I curse them and all their works
24.Do you drink your soda from a straw?
Yes...if there's one thing I do adore it's sipping cider thru' a straw
25.
26. ... when I attempted to find these questions I was soundly rebuked by a Quaker...
A Quaker !
27.. What are you doing tomorrow?
Reading the Sunday brick, walking the hound, painting the muriel and visiting the sick.
28. Where is your mom right now?
At home falling over the furniture and cursing the day she had me.
29. Look to your left, what do you see?
A cauldron
30. What color is your watch?
Silver
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
My sister
32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
God yes !....love 'em !
33. What is your birthstone?
( See 9 )
34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
Drive thru it
35. What is your favorite number?
6
36. Do you have a dog?
Broadly speaking
37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Sinister
38. Have you met anyone famous?
Yes.
39. Any plans today?
Only lists
40. How many provinces have you lived in?
How many provinces does Wonderland have ?
41. Ever go to college?
Yes, 5.... now I'm over-qualified and de-skilled
42. Where are you right now?
My kitchen... aka : ' The Little Shop of Horrors '
43.Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
It'll come to me
44. Last song listened to?
' Summertime '
46. Are you allergic to anything?
Wankers... they give me hives
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
In my head or on my feet ?
48. Taste in your mouth right now?
Terracotta
49. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes...I am as shallow and grasping as the next man
50. Is anyone jealous of you?
Ho yurs !
51. Do you love anyone?
A few. Utterly Butterly
52. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes.... nice ones... lucky bastards ( I have asked if they'd like to swop )
53. Do you eat healthy?
If tomato ketchup counts towards my ' 5-a-day '
54. What do you usually do during the day?
Sit on the sofa watching ' Follyoaks ' snorting coke , eating chocolates and drinking champagne from my slippers
55. Do you hate anyone right now?
Lalala...thinks happy thoughts...
58. Do you own any big sunglasses?
And very cool they look too...
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Nope...and I didn't google it neither
60.How did you get one of your scars?
Opening a Swiss-army knife aged 13, buckets of blood outside the chippy ...
In them days we called it gravy.

I seem to have lost some errant questions... I shall set forth into the dark night with ' Shep ' and call them hither...

* falls down grid *

(Does anyone else ever feel that some memes are designed to find out whether you're rich and when you'll be out of the house ?)