I'm trying to track down the woman who sexually abused me as a child...
Posts archive for: 3 June, 2008
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Plank
@ 2008-06-03 – 04:10:43
Do you remember Ed, Edd and Eddy ?
More to the point...
Do you remember 'Plank' ?
Once upon a time...
I picked up a plank from the beach.
And I chalked on a face on it...
And suddenly every kid in town wanted one.
It was:
'Fuck the Transformers mum, why can't I have a Plank ?''Er, 'cuz you can't Son, me an' y'r mum aren't made of money y'know'
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Prifle Eggs
@ 2008-06-03 – 03:18:43
I would boil some eggs if I wanted to eat them...
With a load of butter and mayo and salt n' pepper (white) on every bite ...
I can't stand crackers with eggs ...
I feel like I'm eating the eggshells !...
Bleugh !...
*say 'hello' to him for us !'
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Joys
@ 2008-06-03 – 02:54:59
Joys are like oil ; if thrown upon the tide
Of flowing life, they mix not, nor subside;
Griefs are like waters on the rivers thrown,
They mix entirely, and become its own.
George Crabbe 'Infancy - A Fragment'
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Einstein AKA 'Swampy'
@ 2008-06-03 – 01:22:48
Jeez...
That man was wasted.
On maths.
He is attributed as predicting that if the world didn't go veggie we'd all be doomed
(excluding lions; cockroaches; crocodiles...and Fido in the corner there...)And that on the mass extinction of bees, humankind would follow in it's dinky little flypath only four years later...
Well, the bees are dying...
And I suppose we'd better put our hands up now and say we're shit 'cuz we know we are...
( I was told as a child to never kill a bee...and if you put a drop of vinegar in the honey traps that will put them off)...
So don't kill bees
And don't eat meat.
And don't even get me started on karma.
That Sharon Stone killed Yves Saint Laurent !
(He was very sensistive...)
Anyhoo.. Albert was obviously a tree-hugger...
And that just makes me love him even more!
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