Sunday morning...
I'm taking the teen-sinister on the first leg of her journey to a faraway land for five weeks...
The little panda-eyed nightmare might get around to packing between then and now...
I have spent weeks buying internationally acceptable leisure-wear and packing that suitcase, yet each day it is emptied of all useful clothing items with a cheery 'I'm not wearing that shite ' and a camel-trains-worth of mascara has taken it's place...
Saturday Night...
There was the usual friendly weekend chat with the bobbies in the suite...
I discovered that CCTV is rather flattering...to her...
Then when I was getting the train tickets the dog had a skunk-freak and did that death-spray all over a group of big guys (they are so not going to pull tonight )
After she has left at the crack-of-creation on Monday morning I will be found sobbing my heart out in Oxford...
Because I'm going to miss her...
Old-Nick
Pro
No your not.
Stop pretending to be a big softie.
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