Tit or Twat more like ...

We might be yee-hawing that the disastrous Broooon has been wrong-footed by the bravely simpering McDonagh ...

Or we might not ...

The MPs ( dropping allegiances and manifesto promises like wet farts ) in the job scramble will be the real event...

Let's look through the Arch window for a while children...

Shall we ?

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