1. Do you have a favourite part of autumn?
The Indian summer, after the leaves have turned but before things get horrid.
2. "It's too cold to snow!" Do you think it ever is?
Nope. It's fucking freezing when it snows, hadn't you noticed ?
3. Do you feel there is still a place for British Summer Time or should we just stop changing the clocks?
What clocks, and who's this we ?
4. Are there certain meals you only eat in certain seasons (salad in summer, stew in winter)?
I'm all for spicy lumpy root-vegetable casseroles. In fairness to the kids though, they won't eat those in winter or salads in summer because Vitamin C and roughage is like stoopid
5. Autumn is...?
Mellow fruitlessness
