I woke yesterday morning with a searing pain in my right eye. It doesn't make survival sense that the other eye refused to open in sympathy, but it wouldn't, so Beloved had to run me up to the hozzy where they spotted a black & white foreign body and managed to flush it away. I spent the rest of the day zonked out on painkillers, babystepping around and bumping into things (like the black & white dog and black & white cat .... hmmmmmm). 
I have a scratched retina and an eyepatch so can't drive for a couple of days and am relieved of the responsibility of dealing with mum's meds after all ...
Be very careful what you wish for !
